Wow... uh... You need a hug? I think you need a hug...

Anonymous
[GRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr….]

‘Don’t touch me.’

Anonymous
‘I used to think the crows were, but now…’

‘…Now they’re a nuisance. Watching, lurking… Trying to eat the undead that get stuck.’
‘It’s annoying.’
‘But they don’t attack me, so I don’t bother with them.’
How deep is the abyss? And are there a lot of corpses?

Anonymous

‘Deep enough for nothing to be able to climb back up’
hey fam where'd your factory go
‘It grew legs, got up, and left because it got tired of hearing stupid questions.’



[He slowly rolls the corpse over the ledge. It falls into the abyss.]
‘Rest in peace.’
Why are you carrying that zombie away to your house?

Anonymous


‘It’s an average lerkim. With traps, for obvious reasons.’
How do you propose to get rid of the stench of rotting flesh?

Anonymous


[SHUNK]